Robin Hawke

As a kid, Robin and siblings couldn't wait for their parents to go out and leave Robin babysitting. Robin would turn over the claw-footed antique coffee table and position one brother and two sisters at each leg and hold on to one. All set and hanging on for dear life, they would fly off to far-off lands for far-flung adventures, vividly told from Robin's active imagination. Until now, their parents could never figure out how their valuable antique coffee table became so scratched, thus rendering it penniless.

Hopefully they are not reading this...