Luke Thistleton

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster but my mum said forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown. And while greed, for lack of a better word, is good, at the end of the day a boy’s best friend is his mother. So, I had three choices; get a bigger boat, a box of chocolates or make her an offer she couldn’t refuse. But, there’s no crying in baseball, no place like home and I really didn’t need no stinkin badges. So, here I am, amongst the usual suspects in all the gin joints in all the world; it’s time to fasten your seatbelts, give me what she’s having and put the bunny back in the box, because frankly my dear, here comes Mongo.