This is what happens when lifelong friends never mature past the day they met.
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Vito Michienzi (Andrews) is a teacher, writer and former professional magician who has been having an existential crisis since the age of twelve. Rather than get real help for it, he uses writing as the medium to explore the underlying issues, infusing it with light-hearted moments of his own life. His works of fiction include The Immortal Universe, Derrick. Must. Die., Soundtrack of a 90's Heartbreak and numerous short stories and manuscripts that have yet to see the light of day. He is also the co-host of The Unapologists Podcast.
You can find him at vitomichienzi.com.
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Thomas Jast is a writer that hides in plain sight behind his cybersecurity dayjob, dreaming up his next tale of romance, revenge and betrayal--rarely in that order.
Definitely not an example of projecting at all, Thomas' writing is best described as a playful blend of witty banter framed by the bleakest moments of human behaviour. Never afraid to make it too personal, he takes readers through compact and efficient stories that many of us have already personally experienced, but now told through a far, far darker set of eyes. And he sometimes uses metaphors like similes.
His unique stylings of literary fiction include Calculated Regrets, Derrick. Must. Die. and Exit Strategies. You should buy and read all three of them just to see if he's as bad as his detractors say. Also, nobody asked him, but his favorite piece of punctuation is the comma, like so.
