BIO
Matt Youth, Internationally unKnown Multimedia Superstar, was born and he's not yet dead.
"He does incredible stuff, I mean, mesmerising shit, ups, I... er... he's number one of all number twos. A hero." - his mum -
To the BBC reporter who turned out to be a tourist, he said:
Look mate, I don't think you realize how unSuccessful I am.
in response to: where's the train station?
End of BIO
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